I saw this link to If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation, by Dave Fuller, over at BoingBoing, and I just had to share it. The story begins:
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Read the rest at the Dr. Seuss Web Page.